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Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed. You and your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. You laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious. You hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. You hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when your parents come in. You text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud. You hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the "sup" head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared. »

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It’s crazy how much I can relate to strangers…I love Tumblr. (:

MYBRETHREN. I HAVE FOUND MY BRETHREN.

I totally friggin’ nodded and then freaked the frick out when I read the next line where it accused me of doing the very thing O_O

THIS.

10 movies i have to watch: Brave (2012)

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smoochielly:

Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol

To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes

To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.

To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.

To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.

brb, putting cucumber round my house.

reblogging for future reference

future reference

ANTS DONT LIKE AIDS?

for future reference.

Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on tumblr

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1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

the part with the bag blew my mind. I actually cringed away from the noises.

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JUST LISTEN

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I JUST JUMPED AND CRINGED AND SHIVERED. AJHSDFCNLAJKS

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lol Just KILL ME

When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know Every Word, »

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And she looks at you sing like:

You’re just into it:

And she joins in and y’all are like:

01/01/2012,12:01AM »

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I haven’t ate anything since last year:

I haven’t showered since last year:

One hour ago seems just like last year:

I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year: